On average, I took 13,600 steps in 2017 and 14,700 in 2018. At the time of writing, I have 17,000 steps for the day. Exercising my right to a spot of intellectual dishonesty; let's assume this exponential increase will continue ad infinitum. With a stride length of 80cm, my Jason and the Argonauts inspired animated skeleton could circumvent the Earth on a single day by 2306.